Are you sick of sitting in a cubicle pushing papers all day orsitting in your home office trying to work while the kids whine about needing your help with their distance learning?
If you answer “no” to the above, you’re not normal. Despite the fact we’re still dealing with these “unprecedented” times, we’re social creatures and meant to see all the world holds beyond our computer screens.
If you love to travel… if you’re sick of your boring job… if you just need a change of pace to discover who you really are, the best job offer ever has just been posted. And it involves free beer.
Will Work for Beer
Yep, I’ve got your attention now, right?
Sure, there are plenty of jobs that involve alcohol. Tending bar, working at a brewery, or driving a delivery truck to stock 7-11’s coolers on Fridays. But most jobs out there are the reason we need alcohol in our lives.
Now, I’m no lush or anything, but I admit that I have a glass or two of wine or a bottle or two of beer nearly every night of the week.
Maybe it’s because I was raised in that generation where Dad came home from work and had a couple. It’s just the way it was done.
There were no news alerts about the need for moderate drinking. And, the best part of the old days was Dad would usually share a sip with the kids. It’s a fond memory and I’m pretty sure it’s why I so enjoy the beverage to this day.
I’ve also been forever prohibited from drinking hard liquor by my husband because on about our third date years ago, I had way more than a bit too much and he was ready to call in an exorcist. I’m very hot-tempered at times, and don’t need to ever again add that particular fuel to the fire.
So beer is often my beverage of choice, and when I read this ad, it jumped out at me because I prefer “Mich” Ultra for its low calorie and carb content. An old girl still likes to watch her figure, ya know.
Well, if you like beer and the great outdoors – and who in their right mind doesn’t? – you will want to get online immediately and check out probably the greatest job opportunity in the history of humanity.
Michelob ULTRA Pure Gold is looking for a new CEO, just not in the way it sounds.
You won’t be the Chief Executive Officer with all the headaches and conference calls and decision-making that goes along with a high-level executive position. It’s much, much better than that.
This CEO position is that of “Chief Exploration Officer” – and it’s seriously a dream-job-come-true.
The qualified applicant will have good leadership and technical skills and should have an affinity for the outdoors and photography.
The job comes with a “state-of-the-art” camper van, complete with a bathroom and shower – and most of the other comforts of home. You see, a lot of driving will be involved, but don’t worry about footing the bill for all that gas because you can use your Michelob-provided gas card.
Whoever gets this once-in-a-lifetime position will travel the U.S. and document the beauty and wonder of America’s National Parks like Yosemite, Sequoia, Joshua Tree, and more.
You’ll hike and explore, taking notes and snapping photos for Michelob’s social media program which partners with the National Parks Foundation to celebrate these stunning parts of the country and all that they symbolize of America’s past, present, and future.
There’s also no better time to launch this program than now since the Great American Road Trip is back in fashion due to COVID-19’s relentless impact. It really just needs to go away already.
And just so you don’t get lonely, you’re invited to bring a significant other, best friend, or other companion. Just make sure it’s someone who can afford to leave their own job for six months – or be willing to work from the road. (Me, for instance.)
The salary is $50,000 for the six-month stint – pretty good money these days.
But that’s not the greatest perk…
…They’re also throwing in all the beer you can drink for your days off. (Like, who would even need a day off?!! This job is the greatest road trip vacation ever!)
So in case it’s not obvious, the last requirement is that you must be over 21. Yep, I’m highly qualified for this one.
There’s No Downside.
I’m pretty sure Michelob is going to be buried in applications for this position, including mine.
While I love my job and am very blessed to work from home, this definitely has me daydreaming.
Especially today where I’m trying to focus in my home office, my husband is home from work and alternately snoring and “watching” Jerry Springer at maximum volume from his recliner, and my daughter just had an accident on the floor in front of my desk, some of which hit my feet. Somebody’s about to get hurt, and it’s not my kid.
Six months on the road seeing the most beautiful parts of our country. Six months sleeping under the stars and listening to the sounds of wildlife in a cozy, glamping-style camper van. Six months of hiking and exploration… and free beer.
Heck, I’d pay them for this opportunity.
It’s going to be a popular job-posting, so if you’re serious about applying and you’re qualified (and it appears that most reasonably intelligent adults are), you’d better get to it quickly.
Just remember that if you get the job, the whole beer thing while driving thing does not work well together – so work responsibly!
To whoever the lucky guy or gal is, I’ll be admiring your travels from my desk in between cleaning the floor and husband snores.
Have a fantastic time — and don’t forget, I’m available to be your plus-one.