The Good News And Bad News About Talking Trump Outside The Country

You think the news anchors on CNN and MSNBC suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome?

On a recent trip to Canada, I found out it gets even worse when you cross the border.

Apparently President Trump has transformed America into a dangerous barren and economically-ruined landscape where gun-toting zombies hunt for Canadians and “queer people” to kidnap and hold hostage, never to return to their pristine Canadian homeland.

I wish I was joking.

But I’m not.

I guess this is what happens when you get all your news from CNN and the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation — the only two news channels I ever saw on my hotel cable lineup.