You think the news anchors on CNN and MSNBC suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome?
On a recent trip to Canada, I found out it gets even worse when you cross the border.
Apparently President Trump has transformed America into a dangerous barren and economically-ruined landscape where gun-toting zombies hunt for Canadians and “queer people” to kidnap and hold hostage, never to return to their pristine Canadian homeland.
I wish I was joking.
But I’m not.
I guess this is what happens when you get all your news from CNN and the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation — the only two news channels I ever saw on my hotel cable lineup.